Top jokes for you

JOKE-1

Barber:How do you want your hair cut?

Boy: Like my Daddy’s-with a hole at the top.

Joke-2:

Sir: Bacho kasam kaho ki sharab,cigarette,jua or Ladkiyo ko nahi chouge! Desh ke liye jaan doge?

Bachhe: De denge sir,aisi jindagi jikar kya karenge.

Jokes: 3

First Lady:

At a party, one woman asked another, ‘Are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger.

Second Lady:

“Yes”

First lady:

Why?

Second lady:

“Because I am married to the wrong man.”

Jokes: 4

Love your friends not their sisters

Love your sisters not their friends.

Jokes: 5

Dad: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: mujhe chand jai se biwi chahiye,

Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye.

Jokes: 6

Rahul Gandhi:

Mom apki vajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi.

Sonia Gandhi:

Kyon?

Rahul:

Har taraf likha hai Sonia KO BAHUMAT do.

Jokes: 7

Teacher:

Usne khudkhusi kar li, use Khudkhushi karni padi Farak batao bachho.

Student:

Pehla Padha likha berozgar tha,Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha.

Joke-8

Santa Proposed to a girl.

Girl: I am one year elder to you.

Santa: Never mind. I’ll marry you after one year.